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Last Updated: 01.07.2025 00:18

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Then came..
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
What habits do happy couples have?
Next, they tried...
No go.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Everyone loved it.
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Unacceptable again!
Catatonics & High Colonics
Loons and Moons
Has Messi scored against the Buffon?
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Still no good
Nuts and Butts
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Freaks and Cheeks
share office space ...
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Just Forget it!
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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So, the docs changed it to read
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Hysterias & Posteriors
Still no good.
So they tried
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Why do unattractive men assume that a pretty woman like me want them?
Minds and Behinds
They put up a sign reading
No way
What is your analysis of Walter White from Breaking Bad?
No, not a chance
Another attempt resulted in ...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
What questions are asked in a JP Morgan Hirevue interview?
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
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Thumbs down again.
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