What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 01.07.2025 00:18

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Then came..

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

What habits do happy couples have?

Next, they tried...

No go.

Analysis & Anal Cysts

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Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Everyone loved it.

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Unacceptable again!

Catatonics & High Colonics

Loons and Moons

Has Messi scored against the Buffon?

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Still no good

Nuts and Butts

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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Freaks and Cheeks

share office space ...

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Just Forget it!

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

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So, the docs changed it to read

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Hysterias & Posteriors

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Still no good.

So they tried

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Why do unattractive men assume that a pretty woman like me want them?

Minds and Behinds

They put up a sign reading

No way

What is your analysis of Walter White from Breaking Bad?

No, not a chance

Another attempt resulted in ...

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

What questions are asked in a JP Morgan Hirevue interview?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Thumbs down again.

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